Bambi Elevates Two Slags

OK, so you get the "concept," right? "Beautiful...nay, STUNNING...women walk around run-down East L.A. neighborhood that is clearly below them and, in so doing, make the products they are hawking look all the more fashionable and desirable." Didja get it? As soon as you looked at the pix? Oh good! I'm so glad! So now you will definitely be inclined to go spend $600+ on one of the ugliest line of handbags I have ever seen...because high-priced marketing materials always work, see?

Nicky Hilton is so painfully talentless and it hurts to say that (I mean it) because I SO BADLY want her to be "the talented one" of the two of them.


OK and all this time I am not even mentioning why I am posting this here: BAMBI. Poor Bambi, the new Paris puppy dog, is, of course, being whored out for the cause as well. We will not get used to you, Bambi, or even memorize your name. What is the point? You are cute. And sweet. But you, too, will go the way of her entire menagerie.

Thanks for adding some class to this classless set of photos and the classless video and commercial that was filmed at the same time, Bambi. They owe you, baby.

Source: http://www.justjared.com/

Kylie at Chanel

It is aDORABLE to me that Kylie Minogue would take her boyfriend’s Rhodesian Ridgeback to the CHANEL COUTURE SHOW in Paris this year. It’s such a gentle and subtle way of saying “I like fine clothing too, people, and I intend to have fun here but um, really, it’s JUST a fashion show…let’s all calm down” with a huge smile on her face and a fantastic dress on her back.




She didn’t even care if it looked stunt-y and she didn’t care that her brand new Chanel shades had the barcode sticker still on them, indicating that a harried production assistant had to run a pair out to her IMMEDIATELY so Karl would be willing to pose with her.

And the matching leash, folks. The matching Chanel leash on the beautiful doggy. Do you understand why I love Kylie so?

Source: http://www.hellomagazine.com/music/2006/07/07/kylieminogue/

We loved you, Moose

I don’t know….call it the Summertime blues…call it me ADOPTING TWO 8 WEEK-OLD TEDDY BEAR YORKIES that I cannot ever seem to tear myself away from …call it my super disappointment over Trent from Pink Is The New Blog utterly ignoring my emails (wherein I send him much respect) (And jeeeeez, I mean, even the Perez guy said he'd give me a shout out)...call it anything you want…but I COULD NOT keep this blog up in the last three weeks. I just sort of…didn’t do it.

But then…something happened yesterday that lit a fire under me:

MOOSE DIED!

http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1208083,00.html

Poor little Moose. That adorable and HILARIOUS dog from Frasier. Moose was the epitome of a funny “TV Dog”….not, like, a Spuds McKenzie high-priced Spokesanimal, no.

I mean, what the hell was this shizz?

No, Moose was more in the category of Petey from “The Little Rascals.”

He didn't showboat like Spuds or that freakin’ slobbering mess in those Charles Grodin movies…

Moose just showed up, did his thing, exited stage left. Loved that about him. Professionalism. Subtlety!

Anyway, while I don’t usually go for the “famous dog” thing, per se…I’m more of a “dogs of the famous” girl, myself…I do feel I owe it to Moose to get this site going and keep it up. HE WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR ME!

Found her!!!

Oh so THAT’S where Tinkerbell has been hiding out. I take it the monkey is in there with you too, huh Tink?

You know, try as I might, I can't really find one bad thing to say about this shot of Heather Graham. It's absolutely adorable. I guess, to say SOMEthing...I'll say: I dare you to choose which one is cuter...Heather or her new puppy.

Stay cute, lil guy...OR ELSE

Drew and Flossie Hail a Cab

Michael Myers and Dog star in Halloween 6

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Oh wait...wait wait! It's just Mickey Rourke, his puppy, and a cel phone. Ohmigod I was so sure that was a knife, too! Let me relax...

Star Factoids...

Hmm. Let’s see. thisclose to being kicked off stoopid TV show. Husband outed. Universally despised. Glamorous apartment gone. Industry respect in the seriously negative numbers. Blatant lying about weight loss surgery backfiring and resulting in disgust from every single person in the world. One cel phone heave away from having a random assistant take her to court. And forced to face the fact that she is utterly irrelevant and not even anywhere NEAR becoming a random trivia question, if she’s lucky.

Star is in a serious reputation spiral. Let’s think. What can be done here? Oh!!! Oh!!! I KNOW!!!! I KNOW!!!! She can rent a stylish puppy (or, better yet, force a pet store to give it to her, in exchange for “puh-ru-motion”), wear a matching dress, and pose on a red carpet for an hour in an attempt to garner “cute” and “sympathy” votes.

Is it working for you guys? Cuz she totally got me with this one. Star tricked me this time. I’m sucked right in. Uh huh. She's adorable to me now.

Jodie/Jordan Marsh. And the Belly.

Let's talk about Jodie Marsh for one second, and quickly move on to her puppy, k?

I am an unabashed Anglophile...always have been...bigtime...and i STILL had to look this chick up. I still don't know why she's famous...except for the size of her breasts.

From AskMen.com:
"Jodie Marsh is an exception. This model -- who doesn't model much and has about as much glamour as your friendly neighborhood stripper -- became huge in Great Britain primarily by being at all the hot parties. Fellow big-breasted model Jordan also used this strategy, to great success."

Whatev.

Anyway, let's take a look at her new puppy. Poor guy is being used, like so many others, as the press event bait needed to get the papps flashing away. And you can see why...HE'S UNBELIEVABLY CUTE!!!

I know I make a lot out of bellies on this site...I know...but I can't help it...this puppy's belly is SO so so calling out for a raspberry.

And now, she's a designer...

Mariah is launching a line of upscale puppy products..diamond-encrusted whatevers. Pup Star. She's hoping to have it available at Neiman Marcus. Let's hope she allows a real dog to model the stuff. I mean an actual canine, folks...not her. Be nice. Ya gotta love Mimi.

What happened to Ziggy???

He was FINE yesterday. Does she HAVE to keep making him march ALL OVER Toronto?? Does she not get enough exposure in the media?

WTF, Barton???!! You going Britney on us now? We want answers!!!!

Rachel Bilson looks pissed but she should be so happy. Her puppy is one of the cutest ones out there. Is that a Schnauzer mix or something? Anyone know?

Ohmigod LOOK at this little guy. LOOK AT HIM! Such a proud walk. Adorable! Well, either he's feeling proud or he's just beside himself with excitement over getting a piece a that cake.

What the hell is Duff wearing, by the way? I am so over the baggy, oddly banded-bottom shirt look out there. Enough! And don't get me started on the shoes the "punk" boyfriend obviously foisted on her.

Mischa takes Ziggy around Toronto

Micha Barton marched Ziggy through the streets of Toronto yesterday, pretending she didn't want to be noticed while posing for photogs and fans.

Uh, I don't know about you but if Ziggy gets any cuter my head is gonna explode.

Flossie!

Drew Barrymore and her lifesaving dog, Flossie, went to lunch in New York City yesterday with Drew's longtime boyfriend Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti.

Check out these shots of Flossie. I love that dog!!!



Lest you forget the situation when Flossie saved Drew, check out the sotry here: http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0212/articles/021220a.htm

Please, keep them away from W

If you HAVE to dress them like this, just make sure to keep them away from local recruitment centers. I'm (sadly) serious!

My Kinda Superhero

Man Pries Puppy from Jaws of 7-foot Alligator

A man took his dog for a walk near his Coral Springs, FL home and ended up prying a 7-foot alligator off of the pooch's head Monday. Michael Rubin took Jasmine, a 6-month-old golden retriever, and his other dog, a border collie named Frisbee, on a run at a construction site near his home in Heron Bay. Rubin thought the area was far from the gators that prowl the nearby Everglades.

During the 10 a.m. walk, Jasmine ran ahead of Rubin and to the edge of a pond on the site. Then he heard a yelp. Rubin ran to help his dog and saw her head in the mouth of an alligator. He jumped in the muddy water, which reached his neck, he said, and began beating the beast with his fist. When that didn't help, he grabbed onto his dog as the gator started to roll in the water."I thought she was dead," Rubin said after the ordeal. "But at that point I wasn't going to let him have my dog." Rubin yanked at his dog, finally prying her from the gator's mouth. He then rushed her to The Coral Springs Animal Hospital, which confirmed Jasmine was treated for cuts and puncture wounds. Jasmine was in good condition, but quite sleepy, and was sent home with pain medication, Rubin said. Frisbee was not injured in the attack. Rubin figures the gator headed back to the Everglades."She was very lucky," he said of his dog, "and I was very lucky."

Gisele finally has some competition

Old Navy Mascot Casting Call

Thursday, May 25, 2006

I love that they held an open casting call for a new mascot. It's about time! Don't the poor babies look hot and sweaty in the heat, though? Check out the event here:

http://www.blognyc.net/news/manhattan/old-navy-mascot-casting-call.php

A reader wrote in to say he saw Adam Sandler there with his hound dog Matzoball, but that Sandler shied away from everyone, split a calzone with the dog and then bolted.

Cute event!

Understandable confusion

Poor Lacy

Why can't we do this to Paris?

Stone Voted Top Celeb Dog-Parent...Paris Hilton Voted Worst

"First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat."
Leslie Padgett, The NY Dog editor

(AP) When it comes to celebrity dog-parenting skills, British singer Joss Stone is tops and Paris Hilton is the worst, according to an online poll. Stone, who has a poodle named Dusty Springfield, volunteered for the North Shore Animal League America after seeing images of pets stranded in the aftermath of hurricanes Katrina and Wilma, said The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, which conducted the poll. The 18-year-old British singer also recorded a public service announcement seeking support for the homeless pets of the Gulf Coast. "Joss is a huge advocate for shelter dogs and it's not just talk," said Leslie Padgett, editor of the magazines. "This year, despite an incredibly hectic schedule, she went out of her way to help the dogs of Katrina and Wilma." Hilton, a 24-year-old hotel heiress and star of "The Simple Life," was voted the world's worst celebrity dog owner. "First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat," Padgett said in a statement. "Recently Tinkerbell was spotted back in Paris' arms. But how long will she be in favor this time?" Stone narrowly edged out Ashley Olsen, who adopted a mixed-breed from the Animal Haven Shelter in Flushing, N.Y. Tori Spelling, a pug owner who has "tirelessly campaigned" for the Much Love Animal Rescue in Los Angeles, placed third. The poll was conducted over a three-month period among visitors to the Web sites thenydog.com and thehollywooddog.com. Results were released Friday.

Paris Strikes Again!